Monday, December 19

Friends don't let friends.....

dress like that!!! If you live anywhere within the civilized world, you know what I am talking about! Picture this:
You are walking through the mall, minding your own business while sipping on a Tall-Tan-Skinny-Mocha, and you spot it out of the corner of your eye. Before you know what is happening you are overcome by a wave of naseua & a blinding migrane. The cause of such distress??? The fashion faux pas of a small group of teenagers loitering in the food court. Although they are wearing jeans & long sleeved shirts (sounds modest enough, eh?) there are ALL kinds of pieces and parts poking out that nobody wants to see....not even the nearby table of guys with whom they are shamelessly flirting.
I don't care if you are 16 & sickeningly cute, have some common sense. No matter how attractive you are, you butt crack is NOT! Now I am not talking about poor fashion sense, as I myself am not a picture of Haute Courture. I, too, have fallen victim to the perils of low-rise jeans whilst bending over, but these girls are standing up right!! And the 'crack attack' is just the beginning of it. I am talking about fashion something out of People Magazine "Worst Fashion Disasters of All Time". Otherwise very attractive girls (& women) wearing things that should not even be attempted in the dark. HELLO??? I must admit, I don't blame the poor girl committing the 'misdemeanor' ....I actually feel sorry for her. The poor thing must not have any friends. She couldn't possibly have a single one. Because if she did, they sure wouldn't let her go out dressed looking like that!!!