Okay, when did I sign up for this?????

My family can tell you, I loathe icky stuff...I hated Science in school, I hate raw meat in any form.....okay, let's get to the point, I hate anything that would fall into the 'gross' category. Enough said..... So how the hell did I become the reigning Queen of Bodily Fluids????? Let me explain.....
First it was the booger-on-the-wall incident of 3 days ago. Then I got the oh-so-awesome pleasure of cleaning up dog doo that had frozen then thawed then frozen again to my grass (note to self : find a dog food that yields NO poop). Then we go to a friend's house~ R. uses the bathroom & all is well. Until we get home & I notice a huge smudge of something that definitely falls into the 'icky' category all over the seat of his booster. Huh??? Duh...check his pants. Ewww....this is one 4 year old who does NOT have the wiping himself thing down yet. Then we go to Walmart last night. As I unload my purchases, I realize my son has disappeared. After 30 seconds of panic I find him on the side of the house...get this...peeing in my grass, pants around his ankles in 30 degree weather. Well, little man got cold & couldn't get his pants up fast enough....and yes, dripped all over the front of his pants & Power Rangers underwear (oh, the horror!). As if all of that wasn't enough, last night our new canine addition 'vurps' ( the vomit/burp combination) on D.'s bed. I'll save you from the graphic descriptions...just know that it was nasty...
So not only have I gotten to see my share of bodily fluids in the last few days, but I have gotten to wipe them up & them deal with their aftermath~ read:gobs of laundry. Man this sucks......I so did not sign up for this. Somewhere along the line I forgot to delegate these tasks to my personal assistant......crap! I think I forgot to hire a personal assistant.......anyone looking for an exciting career???? :)

Rather than end on a sour note I thought I'd share a super cute photo of R. This was from St. Patty's day. He thought he was stylin'....